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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
  2. Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
  3. You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
  4. Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we`re having here. Can you imagine all the poles her tounge would get stuck to?
  5. Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
  6. I farted on my wallet. Now I have gas money
  7. Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
  8. If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
  9. ME- I love it when you lay me down like that, the way you touch my belly and put cold things on me baby DOCTOR- Miss this is a medical examination and you are making me extremely uncomfortable
  10. Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
  11. Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
  12. I`ve noticed that the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter. Couple of my friends are missing...
  13. Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no. She said my “funny” status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body...
  14. Baby Polar Bear: Mommy, am I really a Polar Bear? Mother: Of course you are. Why? Baby Polar Bear: `Cause I`m fukcing freezing!"




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