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1. When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
   
2. I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
   
3. So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart a$$.
   
4. Nothing like calling off work and watching porn all morning.
   
5. Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
   
6. When I see someone walking more than one dog I always think, "wow, that person must be really blind."
   
7. Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
   
8. Here`s a crazy concept, maybe I`m not in a bad mood, angry, or a bitch. Maybe I said it because it`s true and I meant it. Marinate on that.
   
9. It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
   
10. The only thing I`ve learned from scary movies is to avoid pale children
    
11. The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
    
12. dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
    
13. Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch.
    
14. I`m convinced girls only want one thing from guys... all of our hoodies. -Bfanch
    
    
    
    
    
    

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