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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I wish more people were fluent in silence.
  2. Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house.
  3. Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
  4. Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It`s not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
  5. The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
  6. I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
  7. When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
  8. The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it breathe. 2) If it does not look like it`s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
  9. Leftover bacon? Lol that’s up there with unicorns, leprechauns, and soulmates.
  10. Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  11. I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
  12. The way my dog acts, you`d think his entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
  13. So many fun things to say … too many relatives on Facebook to post!
  14. Getting told I can`t do something gives me all the motivation I need to get things done.




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