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1. Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
   
2. condoms prevent minivans
   
3. Sometimes it takes me 8 hours to get nothing done.
   
4. The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children
   
5. I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
   
6. Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
   
7. Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?
   
8. You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
   
9. Everytime someone says "Expect the unexpected" I like to punch them in the face and say "not as easy as it sounds, now is it?"
   
10. I`m surprised kids haven`t found a way to trick or treat online yet
    
11. I`m not worried about the zombie apocalypse that is coming. I`m worried about the fcuktard apocalypse that is here right now.
    
12. I will pay good money to anyone who can take me from work, make it look like an abduction and tuck me back into bed.
    
13. I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.
    
14. If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor
    
    
    
    
    
    

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