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1. Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
   
2. I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs.
   
3. I was so disturbed by hearing about all the people using marijuana today that I almost dropped my deep-fried Snickers bar into my 48oz Coke.
   
4. You will never be happier than a girl who just discovered her dress has pockets.
   
5. I went to see a psychiatrist today. He told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him $80, and told him to get the rest from the other a$$hole!
   
6. I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
   
7. It`s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
   
8. Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
   
9. In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
   
10. With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
    
11. “Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
    
12. Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
    
13. She heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100 problems.
    
14. Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole
    
    
    
    
    
    

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