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1. The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
   
2. In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
   
3. Meditation never worked for me, so I tried something even better..."Beditation"! You lay down close your eyes and you wake up an hour and a half later!
   
4. When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
   
5. How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
   
6. Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
   
7. Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
   
8. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
   
9. Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
   
10. I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
    
11. I just don`t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
    
12. There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
    
13. Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
    
14. You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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