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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
  2. PRINCIPAL: are you the new english teacher? TEACHER: yes i are.
  3. Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  5. I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you`re right fellas, men are smarter than women.
  6. is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
  7. If you`re camping and you have WiFi, you`re not camping.
  8. Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you`ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
  9. When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
  10. I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
  11. Man: "You look nice today..." Woman: "Was I ugly yesterday?"
  12. Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
  13. I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!
  14. Doing something weird and thinking “this is why I’m single”.




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