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1. I am the reason why Waldo is hiding.
   
2. I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
   
3. Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
   
4. All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
   
5. I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
   
6. I put my phone on Airplane Mode and now I can`t find it...
   
7. Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
   
8. My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
   
9. Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
   
10. Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
    
11. Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
    
12. My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
    
13. I don`t know exactly who`s health I`m drinking to, but they`re going to be immortal at this rate
    
14. I dont have awkward moments I have "special" moments.e.g That "special" moment when my "special" ex learns that karma exist..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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