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Tuesday December 24, 2024


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  1. Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  2. Don`t ever forget.. I`m always here. A l w a y s. Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That`s right. I see everything.
  3. Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
  4. The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
  5. We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
  6. I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
  7. If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
  8. Don`t sugar-coat it, I`ll just lick that off....
  9. I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
  10. ATTENTION: Upon further consideration, I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.
  11. Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
  12. I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
  13. Words and phrases I hope do not appear in my obituary: "Skeletal remains", "Dumpster", "Beyond recognition", "Decapitated", "Dental records", "Shallow grave", "Strewn", and "Suicide by Cop."
  14. "No, thanks. I`m a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.




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