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1. The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
   
2. Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
   
3. loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
   
4. Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What`ve you got?
   
5. There comes a time in the day, when no matter what the question, the answer is booze.
   
6. I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.
   
7. God is creative... I mean look at me??
   
8. My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
   
9. My door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
   
10. Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
    
11. How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
    
12. Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
    
13. I want to meet the guy at Hewlett Packard who decides how many minutes of strange noises their printers make before printing 1 page.
    
14. I`m not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said `100% Recycled`.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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