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Tuesday January 31, 2023



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
  2. My friend named her female dog Karma... Karmas a bitch.
  3. I bet the hardest part of working the poison control hotline is not finishing your sentences with "...you ignorant dumbass"
  4. Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
  5. My wife is pissed at me again...appearently I am breathing wrong.
  6. "Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can`t hit a baseball."
  7. GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask, " Notice anything different?`... works EVERY time
  8. If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
  9. Facebook should just change it`s name to "People You May Want to Avoid."
  10. How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can’t even make her a mix tape anymore?
  11. Part of me says I can´t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don´t listen to that guy. He´s drunk."
  12. What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger... except for lions, lions will definitely kill you.
  13. It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
  14. Spoiler Alert: Ladies, if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear, it has a Camera in it.