Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
  2. I`ve polished the mirror in the bathroom so much, you can see your face in it.
  3. We may be an advanced nation but we still have to remind employees to wash their hands when they pee.
  4. When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
  5. Sorry, I`m in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way.
  6. English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
  7. There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
  8. is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
  9. I told my girlfriend I`m Harry Potter`s Godfather... She laughed hard and said "you can`t be Sirius"
  10. It`s so frustrating when your hitman doesn`t answer the phone after you`ve made amends with someone
  11. I just don`t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
  12. I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
  13. I could really go for a vegetable sandwich! Maybe some tomatoes, some spinach, cucumbers... With cheese. And a hamburger patty. And bacon. Ok I really want a bacon cheeseburger.
  14. Question everything...Or should you?