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Monday December 05, 2022



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  1. Sarcasm: because snapping a neck is frowned upon in a court of law.
  2. I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
  3. I hate to sound racist, but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.
  4. I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
  5. If a girl texts you and asks if you think she`s fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that`s pretty cool.
  6. The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry’s in the oven. I’m going to bed.
  7. Moms birthday is next week. I can’t find a card that says “I wish you loved me more than vodka.”
  8. I hate it when people like their own statuses * At this point you like your status for dramatic effect*
  9. I’m thinking of leaving my body to science. Even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
  10. Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.
  11. My bed and I are in a good relationship, and my alarm clock is so0o jealous...
  12. Don`t wait until you`re on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger.
  13. They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.
  14. Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping