Saturday September 30, 2023

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  1. The only Spanish phrase you need to learn is, "I know you guys are talkin sh*t about me."
  2. I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
  3. Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
  4. Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
  5. Congratulations, U.S. Government, you are now officially more embarrassing than Miley Cyrus
  6. I knew I`d be a great parent. Kids aren`t nearly as difficult to take care of as my drunk friends.
  7. There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
  8. Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
  9. Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
  10. Her dad said he`d like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.
  11. Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked.
  12. When I`m home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know.
  13. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
  14. Ever noticed that `beer can` in a british accent sounds exactly like `bacon` in a jamaican accent?