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Tuesday February 18, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
  2. I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
  3. I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
  4. There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
  5. Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
  6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
  7. I sleep better naked.. why can´t the flight attendants understand this?
  8. Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
  9. I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
  10. Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
  11. After a night of heavily drinkin` there`s one thing I can`t stand...and that`s up.
  12. Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
  13. Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed.
  14. My husband told me he needed more space ... So I locked him outside.