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1. My dog acts like his entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
   
2. "Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it`s one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
   
3. If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
   
4. My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
   
5. Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
   
6. When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
   
7. McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
   
8. The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
   
9. Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
   
10. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
    
11. Trying to get in shape for all those people I`m not having sex with.
    
12. You`re not the sharpest knife in my back.
    
13. Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today." Woman: "EXCUSE ME?!" [whispers]"Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."
    
14. It`s all rainbows and sunshine until he breaks your heart, then it`s voodoo dolls and arson reports.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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