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1. St. Patricks day is the only time you can ask somebody in public,"Do you want some green" without you looking suspect.
   
2. I feel like a piece of corn in the digestive tract of life ~ I`m going through a lot of crap but I`m sure I`ll come out whole.
   
3. Do bees even have knees?
   
4. Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
   
5. Hell yes, I would love to get stoned to death. Wait, rocks?! What rocks?
   
6. If any of you ever want your kitchen painted orange just give a six year old Cheetos for lunch and tell them not to make a mess. Works every time.
   
7. That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
   
8. 1, 2 Freddie´s coming for u 3, 4 better lock the door 5, 6 grab your crucifix 7, 8 gotta say up late 9, 10 never sleep again
   
9. I can make your gf scream louder than you can. - Spider
   
10. I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
    
11. PRO TIP: If you walk around the mall hitting kids in the face with the shopping bags, your wife won`t make you carry them.
    
12. Five second rule? Pfft. What`s the point of having an immune system if you`re not going to use it?
    
13. I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
    
14. I can do 50-100 pushups depending on how many weeks you give me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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