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1. Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
   
2. It`s Monday. I`m refreshed and ready to hate my Job
   
3. I think the spork would have caught on better if they called it "a forkin` spoon!"
   
4. Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
   
5. A simple "good morning beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day. ..but knocking on the bathroom window first to ask her number sort of ruins it for some reason.
   
6. does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
   
7. A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
   
8. 8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
   
9. My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
   
10. By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
    
11. It`s always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, "I love you" and they`re like, "thank you for choosing Domino`s."
    
12. I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
    
13. I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
    
14. Research shows that 100% of the time when someone says “oh no she didn’t!” she most definitely did.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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