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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
  2. Sorry I’m cranky. I didn’t get my nap in today.
  3. My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I`m the race car, sometimes I`m the iron. But usually I`m a peanut because I`ve lost all the game pieces.
  4. The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you`re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands.
  5. Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
  6. If I had to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, I`d probably choose vodka.
  7. Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
  8. I`m not a mechanic so I don`t know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.
  9. SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
  10. Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
  11. I`m like the toughest guy in this comic book store.
  12. There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
  13. No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
  14. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets!




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