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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
  2. Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
  3. When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
  4. Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
  5. Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that sh!t.
  6. I need a new refrigerator ... There`s no food in mine.
  7. Just wrote ‘You have no new messages’ on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and threw it far out to sea.
  8. Our sex was so good, the neighbors smoked after we finished.
  9. When I die, bury me with a pack of smokes, no light. Where I`m going, there will have plenty of free fires to light from.
  10. Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
  11. Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don`t even have a battery in my smoke detector...
  12. You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
  13. Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
  14. And I was like “No, Coke is NOT ok. I wanted a Pepsi.” And she was all “Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies.”




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