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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
  2. When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
  3. A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
  4. There aren`t enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
  5. There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”
  6. Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
  7. They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
  8. If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
  9. I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
  10. I can`t wait to get all liquored up, and then go door-to-door to sing some Christmas Carols when it starts to warm up in April...
  11. When I grow up I wanna be a psychiatrist for the mentally insane...so i can find out what the hell is wrong with you people
  12. I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I`m so glad I don`t drink anymore.
  13. Jealous women do better research then the FBI. True story.
  14. When one door closes it`s probably because someone shut it.




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