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1. I think it`s safe to say that my 2 year old is definitely more excited to see the fire truck next door than my neighbor.
   
2. Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
   
3. I`m going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don`t understand the meaning of Final.
   
4. Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
   
5. My weekends are basically just spent splitting a bloomin` onion with my bros at Outback Steakhouse while trying to figure out why girls don`t like us.
   
6. Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
   
7. Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.
   
8. Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
   
9. I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
   
10. I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
    
11. Yes, it`s a bad time. Let me call you back when I`m not feeling so honest.
    
12. Like many people, I used to want to be famous, but after this year, I`m quite happy to be have been such a failure.
    
13. I`ll bet whoever said "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" had just farted
    
14. I went to the Dr today with severe headaches .. he asked if I suffered from any memory loss. I said "How the F would I know?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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