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1. I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
   
2. Some women need to realize that showing cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
   
3. Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
   
4. I smoked weed once and realized spoons are just little bowls on sticks
   
5. That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
   
6. Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
   
7. Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
   
8. Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
   
9. Whoever invented the 5 day work week and 2 day weekend can suck my a**!
   
10. If you`re already in the cop car, I really can`t see how puking in it could make things any worse.
    
11. I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
    
12. You`ll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
    
13. You know what`s wrong with winning a hundred thousand dollars? ... Not a damn thing!
    
14. The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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