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1. Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
   
2. You can`t choose your family but you can choose a hitman.
   
3. When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
   
4. People don`t want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.
   
5. I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
   
6. I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
   
7. Facebook is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.
   
8. Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
   
9. I wish I could smack the stupid out of people. And if you think this status is about you ... Smack yourself for me!
   
10. Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
    
11. Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
    
12. It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
    
13. If you can read this, you`re not having sex either.
    
14. My favorite thing to do on Facebook is to get in a long conversation with someone and then delete all my comments so they look crazy.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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