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1. I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
   
2. If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.
   
3. Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
   
4. I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
   
5. Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
   
6. I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day.
   
7. I`m going to go take a hot shower, it`s like a normal shower but with me in it
   
8. Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you`re like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you`re from Alabama)
   
9. Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
   
10. My laptop has a Miley Virus. It`s stopped twerking.
    
11. If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
    
12. It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
    
13. The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
    
14. If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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