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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
  2. If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then smack yourself in the face for getting offended by something on the Internet.
  3. Not sure why my wife is only mad at me, our 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
  4. Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? ... Go ask your mother.
  5. When I was young I could climb mountains, these days I have to steady myself to fart.
  6. My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night.
  7. Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.
  8. Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
  9. Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
  10. Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
  11. “Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.” - Every time.
  12. Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
  13. Even hoarders throw their chapstick away if someone else uses it.
  14. A man asks a trainer in a gym - "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" Trainer replies - "use the ATM"




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