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Sunday January 12, 2025



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  1. During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
  2. Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
  3. If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
  4. Calling someone with glasses “four eyes” isn’t an insult. Know what else has four eyes? Two sharks. Now you feel stupid.
  5. I propose a toast to the booze for making life seem tolerable.
  6. Coffee: fueling you for a job you can`t stand to support a life you never wanted. Tastes good though...
  7. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
  8. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
  9. Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
  10. I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
  11. If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
  12. A nice kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.
  13. Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It`s probably a good thing I was on the bottom step...
  14. Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!