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1. Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
   
2. I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
   
3. great day! laundry done, dishes and house cleaned.... who am I kidding? been drinking since 9 am!!
   
4. That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
   
5. Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
   
6. If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
   
7. I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
   
8. Never call a woman crazy because she will say, “I’m not crazy!” and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.
   
9. Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
   
10. I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
    
11. RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!
    
12. Picking up someone at a bar when you`re drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn`t want
    
13. I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
    
14. The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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