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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
  2. Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
  3. My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
  4. People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s a$$ to fall off.
  5. I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
  6. Spoiler alert: I unplugged your fridge.
  7. Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
  8. A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
  9. I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
  10. Don`t, under any circumstance, believe I`ll return your Tupperware.
  11. Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
  12. Picking up someone at a bar when you`re drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn`t want
  13. Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
  14. I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`




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