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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night. So I said I had a headache.
  2. You can`t choose your family but you can choose a hitman.
  3. Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
  4. Todays hot tip: Boomerangs and Attention Deficit Disorder don`t mix.
  5. Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
  6. The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
  7. If anybody tells you you’re putting too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
  8. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase Regards again.
  9. I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
  10. If you can`t handle your alcohol I would gladly help you out
  11. 9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip
  12. I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
  13. If I ever start a band, I`m going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you`re listening to...
  14. I deserve an Oscar for my performance in "Holy crap this is a terrible gift but I`ll pretend to love it."




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