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1. The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
   
2. Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
   
3. Nice try Jehovah’s Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
   
4. E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
   
5. Boss: Where`s the progress report I asked u for. Me: I haven`t made any progress, that`s my report! - What I imagine it`d be like if I had a job
   
6. Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you`re a part of something?
   
7. "Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
   
8. How many Oreos is too many?...Is it 25?...I feel like it should be more than 25
   
9. Five little words that will win my heart, "I brought beer and pizza."
   
10. It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
    
11. Hey babe, go to Google Earth, zoom in on your house. See that blue cap in the bushes? Hi!
    
12. I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn’t hear me call shotgun.
    
13. I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
    
14. My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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