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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Some call it alcoholism, I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated"
  2. My sister told me I was not allowed to babysit anymore. Apparently the baby monitor is not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby`s ankle.
  3. I love hearing rumors about me...that`s how I find out what I`ve been doing.
  4. Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.
  5. When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
  6. I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
  7. My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
  8. LSD makes users lose weight` That makes sense, it`s kinda hard to get to the fridge when there`s a dragon guarding it.
  9. Fingerprints are proof that God doesn`t trust us
  10. Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How sh!tty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
  11. If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
  12. This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.
  13. Didn`t have to do much to end my last relationship...she first told me that "opposites attract"...then a couple of days later she told me i was handsome, kind, smart, funny and loving...
  14. I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.




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