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1. Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
   
2. RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right
   
3. Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
   
4. Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
   
5. When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was.
   
6. Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
   
7. Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
   
8. "Something`s wrong. He`s never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.
   
9. So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
   
10. I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
    
11. I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don`t like her new haircut.
    
12. It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
    
13. They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.
    
14. I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn`t in a band.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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