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1. Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
   
2. I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
   
3. It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
4. To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
   
5. When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was.
   
6. If I`m in your house and you have bookshelves... Be prepared to see me turning statues and bending down books while looking for your lair.
   
7. I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
   
8. The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
   
9. I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
   
10. My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
    
11. You might call it ‘whipped.’ I call it `guy who’s getting laid.’
    
12. A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
    
13. Today`s the day I like to sneak onto the intercom at Walmart and say "would Jason Voorhees please report to aisle 13."
    
14. Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don`t have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
    
    
    
    
    
    

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