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1. If your problem can’t be solved by me saying “damn” and nodding a lot, then you shouldn’t come to me for help.
   
2. I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
   
3. My death bed confession is going to be epic!
   
4. I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn`t actually catch the murder on video?
   
5. I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
   
6. No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
   
7. Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
   
8. Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
   
9. I hope manners is the next cool trend.
   
10. Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
    
11. Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
    
12. I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
    
13. This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
    
14. Holy sh!t Karma, how much longer till we`re all squared up?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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