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1. To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
   
2. I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
   
3. We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract
   
4. Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
   
5. I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
   
6. Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
   
7. Much like a dog, men will pretty much do anything you want if you feed them first.
   
8. "Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
   
9. I changed siri to a male voice and now my car keeps taking me to strip clubs and auto parts stores
   
10. Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
    
11. Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
    
12. Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
    
13. Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
    
14. "F*ck that sh!t", is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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