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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. So what was the best thing before sliced bread?
  2. The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
  3. Don`t play stupid with me! I`m better at it.
  4. Back in my day, we didn’t have computers or the internet. Everyone had to walk uphill for days to tell me I’m an a$$hole.
  5. I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
  6. I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
  7. I`m thankful for pizza and burgers... and ice cream and bacon and fries and... F*ck it, I`m thankful for food. I love you, food.
  8. My son asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand.
  9. It`s always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I`m always like, "I love you," and they`re like, "Thank you for choosing Pizza Hut."
  10. If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
  11. My wife complains about everything I do. It`s like she doesn`t know there are "Sexy singles in my area" that want to meet with me.
  12. Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
  13. Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?
  14. "..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?




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