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1. Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
   
2. A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
   
3. Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
   
4. Women can brutally and methodically destroy your life. But they let you see their tits along the way so it`s totally cool.
   
5. Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
   
6. The trouble with going out in the cold at my age is by the time I get all bundled up, I’ve forgotten where I was going.
   
7. Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
   
8. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
   
9. Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
   
10. Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
    
11. Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
    
12. Two can play that game...` -people who dont understand that`s how games usually work
    
13. If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.
    
14. I got food poisoning today. I don`t know when I`ll use it though.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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