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1. LISTEN: It was sweet of you to suck the venom out of my snake bite, but if you really loved me... you would have swallowed.
   
2. Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
   
3. Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
   
4. Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
   
5. i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
   
6. Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
   
7. Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
   
8. People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
   
9. I don`t work that hard, I just make everything look way more difficulat than it is...
   
10. Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
    
11. I never fail to win at Rock, Paper, Scissors when I pick up the other person and throw them out the window.
    
12. I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
    
13. Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts.
    
14. My ex says that he will dance on my grave. I`ve now arranged to be buried at sea
    
    
    
    
    
    

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