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1. "Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
   
2. They say love is in every corner... my life must be a f*cking circle!
   
3. Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
   
4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
   
5. Give a kid a Pop Tart and they eat for a day. Teach a kid how to make a Pop Tart and you sleep in all summer
   
6. I’m late for a disappointment.
   
7. He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
   
8. Even if I were taking a dump on the moon someone would walk in and sit down in the stall next to me.
   
9. You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
   
10. Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
    
11. When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
    
12. Christmas is truly a magical time. It`s made all my money disappear!
    
13. If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
    
14. I`d say go to hell, but I don`t want to see you again.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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