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1. I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
   
2. Hey dude who flipped me off in the Subway parking lot for honking at you, you left your dinner on top of your car.
   
3. You can`t fix STUPID, but you can Numb it with a 2x4.
   
4. Laugh now because when I die, I`m coming back to haunt you.
   
5. It`s possible you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
   
6. Does eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
   
7. If I could get a firm grip on reality...I`d probably choke it.
   
8. Some people just need to be clothes lined
   
9. The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.?
   
10. when I`m quiet, strangers look at me and think I`m shy. People who know me think: OMG! he`s thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
    
11. My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
    
12. After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
    
13. Most of my colleagues and friends can`t spell colleagues or friends.
    
14. Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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