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1. I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
   
2. Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
   
3. Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
   
4. I`m more confused than a valet parking attendant at a Mary Kay convention.
   
5. Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they`re all like "we need to talk."
   
6. It`s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
   
7. I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
   
8. ?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
   
9. it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
   
10. “Can we talk tomorrow?” is my way of saying “I’ll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?”
    
11. I`m alone in my car ... Counting it as a vacation.
    
12. I`m astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..
    
13. Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
    
14. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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