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1. I don`t care how the future pans out, any amazon delivery from now on is referred to as a drone strike.
   
2. facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
   
3. I`m so unlucky with women? I visited a massage parlour the other day..and they told me it was "self - service"
   
4. Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
   
5. Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
   
6. Did you know that one minute of kissing burns 26 calories? No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.
   
7. Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
   
8. Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
   
9. I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD
   
10. I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
    
11. Every member of my family is polite & courteous which I why our pantry has 17 boxes of cookies that contain exactly one remaining cookie
    
12. If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
    
13. If you`re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment "you three look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.
    
14. Question everything...Or should you?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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