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1. There’s a special place in Hell for people who call to see if you got their email!
   
2. What number SPF blocks people?
   
3. Life isn`t a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, chances are you are going to walk home barefoot.
   
4. Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria’s Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free.
   
5. When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life…
   
6. Every woman needs a shoulder to cry on, a shoulder to lean on and a shoulder to hold her bra strap on!!!
   
7. How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?
   
8. Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes
   
9. Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
   
10. I`m opening a bar called The Office. You`re welcome guys. "Be home soon sweetie, I`m at The Office"
    
11. When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
    
12. Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
    
13. Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed.
    
14. Stop undressing me with your eyes!...Use your teeth!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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