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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
  2. I need to unbutton my pants just thinking about how much I’m going to eat this week.
  3. They say if the palm of your hand itches, you`re going to get something. And if your crouch itches, you`ve already got it.
  4. Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
  5. I hate Cheetos stains on my peignoir.........
  6. It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
  7. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
  8. Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
  9. Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
  10. Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
  11. After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the sh!t out of.
  12. If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
  13. Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
  14. Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!




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