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1. I carved my name in a fruitcake in 1982. If anyone gets it this year, post a pic!
   
2. if there wasn´t a last minute I´d never get anything done.
   
3. You`d think my boss would know me by now and stop asking me everyday if I`ve been drinking.
   
4. Wife: You always blame other people for your problems. Me: Yeah, and whose fault is that?
   
5. I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
   
6. They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
   
7. I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
   
8. Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
   
9. Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
   
10. It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
    
11. have you ever noticed `lol` looks like a drowning person?
    
12. I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.
    
13. People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
    
14. That time Homer`s arms were stuck in a vending machine until he realized he could just let go is basically what all of life is like
    
    
    
    
    
    

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