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1. Nothing says you`re ugly like Facebook asking, "are you sure you want to make this your profile picture ?"
   
2. Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
   
3. If you`re a vegan an atheist and a liberal, how do you choose which way to annoy people at Thanksgiving first?
   
4. My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
   
5. A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.
   
6. I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.
   
7. The last 10 seconds of every voicemail my grandmother leaves me is her trying to hang up the phone.
   
8. Fire at will! Oh, it`s you, Bob! Fire at Bob!"
   
9. I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
   
10. Last time I saw jugs that big, 2 hillbillies were blowing on them.
    
11. The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
    
12. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
    
13. My husband picks fights with me like he doesn`t even value half of all his assets.
    
14. I just slid off the couch and lay on the floor for a while and eventually sat up without using my hands, is that a yoga class?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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