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1. I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
   
2. All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
   
3. Friend: Hey that`s a great truck. what kinda engine? Me: [rubbing the hood] it`s got a truck engine
   
4. I got up at 7:00 this morning .. lather rinse repeat ... How long do you have to do this for?
   
5. Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
   
6. I drink because people talk.
   
7. There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
   
8. Peppermint Schnapps, the mouthwash you can swallow
   
9. 3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
   
10. Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
    
11. Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
    
12. I`m not just living paycheck to paycheck. I`m living from paycheck to change jar to scrap aluminum to liquor store to paycheck.
    
13. I would know if I was insane, the voices would tell me.
    
14. This morning I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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