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Monday January 13, 2025



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  1. I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
  2. Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
  3. Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
  4. Girl: What color are my eyes? Guy: 34C
  5. Why isn`t there a reality show called "Security Cams of Walmart?"
  6. I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
  7. If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
  8. To understand paranoid people better, follow them around. Observe them. Write down notes.
  9. The guy who used to proofread Hitler`s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
  10. If you enter a room and there`s no food, you`re in the wrong room.
  11. Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
  12. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
  13. I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
  14. Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.