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Monday January 13, 2025


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh!t?
  2. I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
  3. You say stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
  4. I give myself the best presents.
  5. One day, I`m gonna wait for the Wal-Mart greeter to go on a bathroom break, step in their place, and begin welcoming everyone to K-mart.
  6. First world problems: I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.
  7. I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
  8. My dad always used to say, "The sky`s the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
  9. Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
  10. A cop comes up to a man on the street. Cop: Seen anything unusual? Man: A dolphin with a hat once. Cop: I mean around here. Man: No, they live in water.
  11. Not so great minds also think alike.
  12. Fun Game: Walk down a hallway with both arms outstretched to the walls while shouting, "Hug me or turn around!!!"
  13. No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
  14. Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman.




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