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1. Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
   
2. I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
   
3. Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
   
4. Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
   
5. This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
   
6. If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
   
7. I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
   
8. Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
   
9. Alcohol doesn`t make you fat, it makes you lean..........against tables, chairs, walls, and garbage cans.
   
10. I was just thinking, which is the biggest thing I plan on accomplishing today.
    
11. Not so great minds also think alike.
    
12. Cookies and porn are always better when they`re homemade!
    
13. I’m amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.
    
14. Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein`s forehead would have been far less noticeable.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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