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1. What does Miley Cyrus have for dinner on Christmas? Twerky :`)
   
2. You know it`s time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
   
3. Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
   
4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
   
5. I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
   
6. Some days there just isn`t enough give-a-damn.
   
7. All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
   
8. No way I’m the only one who crosses their fingers, closes their eyes & holds their breath when checking their account balance.
   
9. My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
   
10. Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
    
11. Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile with my shoes….shoved up your a$$.
    
12. Two can play that game...` -people who dont understand that`s how games usually work
    
13. Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
    
14. How easily you`re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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