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1. My girlfriend said she wasn`t impressed and felt she needed a man with at least 6 inches. So I folded it in half.
   
2. Personally, I believe that around 93% of the world`s population should run with scissors.
   
3. People who are offended by offensive things offend me.
   
4. so I got really drunk last night, but I was good and took a bus home. the only problem I have now is I dont remember where I put the keys to the bus.
   
5. I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals
   
6. Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
   
7. Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
   
8. So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
   
9. “People will believe anything if you whisper it.”
   
10. I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
    
11. My brain has too many tabs open.
    
12. Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
    
13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
    
14. "No, thanks. I`m a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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