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1. I wear a cape when I`m driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I`m going somewhere to fight crime.
   
2. If thought bubbles appeared magically above my head I would be so screwed!
   
3. There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
   
4. If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
   
5. I`m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.
   
6. Calm down ... Take a deep breath and hold it for about 30 minutes.
   
7. My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can.
   
8. As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
   
9. I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
   
10. I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough
    
11. Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
    
12. Don`t text me while I`m texting you. Now I have to go back and change my text.
    
13. Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
    
14. For once I would like to see a horoscope that says, "You`re totally f*cked this month"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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