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1. Behind every man there is a woman wondering if going to jail for murder is as bad as it sounds.
   
2. If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
   
3. Save your little napkin, bartender. I don’t plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
   
4. I have a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.
   
5. Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
   
6. "Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
   
7. I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
   
8. Don`t talk to me like I`m stupid until you know for sure.
   
9. I don`t burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.
   
10. Lay-Z: My rapper name.
    
11. I try to do all my pooping at work. Cause if you can get paid to poop, you`d be a fool not to.
    
12. i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
    
13. Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
    
14. "It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
    
    
    
    
    
    

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