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1. I’m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don’t want to hang out with you now… but I’m still very proud…
   
2. Sometimes I feel bad about the things I say and do, but today is not one of those days.
   
3. "i wasn`t that drunk"..Dude!you tied me to a chair and bitch-slapped me,yelling "where`s Harry Potter!!"
   
4. People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
   
5. If I ran my legs as much as I did my mouth, I`d be in fantastic shape.
   
6. Have you ever laid down in bed and start thinking.. Where the hell are my pants!!??
   
7. Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You`re welcome.
   
8. If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
   
9. Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
   
10. “We don`t lick people!” - Lies adults tell kids
    
11. Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
    
12. The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
    
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14. If I’m ever murdered, I have no doubt that my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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