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1. I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
   
2. If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
   
3. The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
   
4. Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
   
5. I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
   
6. I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
   
7. When one door closes, another one opens.... That`s when you realize that you`ve bought a really bad second hand car.
   
8. Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone`s house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper "to go"
   
9. You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before.
   
10. Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
    
11. As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
    
12. Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
    
13. I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
    
14. I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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