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1. Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
   
2. I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
   
3. Hurricane preparedness tip: 1. Buy several kegs of beer 2. Drink beer 3. Wait for flooding 4. Drop kegs in water 5. Float to safety....
   
4. I don’t have bumper stickers because I don’t believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.
   
5. When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
   
6. I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
   
7. The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
   
8. Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
   
9. LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
   
10. When blondes have more fun do they know it?
    
11. Women are so silly sometimes, thinking men actually care if they fake it.
    
12. GF - What`s that beeping? Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm. GF - How can you ignore something so annoying? Me - Huh?
    
13. I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
    
14. Words of Wisdom: Don`t cover your mouth when you sneeze. You`ll get snot and stuff all over your hands
    
    
    
    
    
    

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