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1. It`s Thanksgiving. Don`t forget to set your scale back 25 lbs
   
2. Screw Folgers, the best part of waking up is knowing I survived last night`s drinking.
   
3. Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
   
4. Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
   
5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
   
6. I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and now I don`t know where the hell I am.
   
7. If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
   
8. My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
   
9. I should win an Oscar for acting like I`m busy at work.
   
10. I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
    
11. Some days you`re the Titanic, some days you`re the iceberg, and some days you`re the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.
    
12. I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    
13. Actually told a girl who`s moving to France soon that "there`s lots of French people over there". It`s a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
    
14. There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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