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1. i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
   
2. I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
   
3. The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
   
4. Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
   
5. If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
   
6. The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
   
7. I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
   
8. ( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
   
9. They say you are what you eat, though... I don`t recall eating a sexy beast today
   
10. Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
    
11. If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
    
12. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
    
13. Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
    
14. My ice bucket challenge: 1. Buy bucket 2. Add ice 3. Add 12 beers 4. Sign into FB and drink
    
    
    
    
    
    

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