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1. I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
   
2. In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather ... but there are no cows.
   
3. I don’t just say crazy things on the internet, I do that in real life too.
   
4. they say "money cant buy happiness" but money pays for my internet connection and my vodka so im thinking maybe "they" are wrong
   
5. Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
   
6. I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
   
7. The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
   
8. The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
   
9. Therapy has taught me that it is all your fault.
   
10. When I get a prescription for drugs, I don`t ask, `Will it work? Are there any side effects?` No, it`s `Can I drink with these?`
    
11. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    
12. I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
    
13. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
    
14. I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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