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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
  2. They call themselves independent women until furniture needs to be moved
  3. Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.
  4. How old were you when you found out your parents were using Santa Claus as a behavior-modification tool?
  5. I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn`t that what M.O.M stands for?"
  6. "I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
  7. Guns don`t kill people. Fathers with beautiful daughters do.
  8. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
  9. Dr. Seuss could have been the greatest rapper ever.
  10. Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.
  11. GAL: Would you keep me in your heart forever? BOY: Nop! GAL: (sadly)...why? BOY: Because then you`ll occupy only one part of me...but i`ll keep you in my heart, mind & let you complete me.
  12. There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
  13. YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME is not a good thing to say to your boss.
  14. Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie




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