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1. It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
   
2. My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
   
3. "Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I`M ASKING THEM"
   
4. Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
   
5. I always tell new hires, don`t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you`re ass
   
6. If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
   
7. Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
   
8. I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
   
9. I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
   
10. I don`t have a drinking problem ... I`m just really thirsty.
    
11. More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
    
12. Remind me why I work 40 hours a week to be this poor?
    
13. You’re not important enough to have haters. You just have a few people who notice you’re an a$$hole.
    
14. If you play my workday backwards, it`s actually a nice story about idiots getting less and less annoying.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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